... and I checked, I am not legally liable for this because it did not occur
within the United States, even if it escalates Twisted to the literal status
of a global cult:
His name is Ido Stepniewski, born 30 June 2005
Congratulations, and thank you for honoring the whole Twisted project by
decorating your new child thusly.
(I just have to say it: doesn't this remind anyone of a certain
comic?)