Twisted.Child #1: Congratulations to Luc and Noa

Thursday July 14, 2005
... and I checked, I am not legally liable for this because it did not occur within the United States, even if it escalates Twisted to the literal status of a global cult:

His name is Ido Stepniewski, born 30 June 2005

Congratulations, and thank you for honoring the whole Twisted project by decorating your new child thusly.

(I just have to say it: doesn't this remind anyone of a certain comic?)